burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

sniffing:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

lordoftheinternet:

that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it

cocaineteas:

*puts on chapstick before sucking dick*

austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

pooolside:

うー、にゃー

cravings:

do the illuminati call themselves illuminaughty when they’re horny